Trashy or....Trashy.

So I am on a dress hunt for a wedding. I would rather be on ANY other hunt.  I don't know if its just because its Homecoming season or because I am old (yeah I know I know) but it seems as though every dress out there right now is trashy. TRASHY. Either the hem is so short you bend over and show your business or the neckline is cut so low someone could mistake your cleavage for a credit card swipe machine. Seriously people, when did classy go out of style?